Pool Party parts one and two.

A very wet Steve Symonds drags himself from the pool after a thorough dunking.

With no change of clothes I took great pleasure in watching the sun set and seeing Steve's teeth chattering as the cold of the evening began to bite around his nuts.

I woke up this morning to the very sad news that Michael Jackson had died. There is speculation about how it actually happened so I typed into Google, 'How did Michael Jackson die?'

The first answer I came up with was on an American site saying that he died after eating 12 year old nuts.

The strange thing was there were people on the site debating how this could have happened and had no idea that it was a joke. Someone threw a spanner in the works and said it was drinking too much bleach! Sure enough they then debated that as a possibility!

I thoroughly dislike taking the micky out of a gullible American public and so I prefer the milder and more pleasant reason for his passing.

He died peacefully in his sleep after blowing Bubbles.

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